Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about student government

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Popularity rank 6 #67. Why so depressed?

February 26, 1997

JOHNNY: Whoa, Ben, why so depressed? What's up?

BEN: I just feel so utterly and completely USELSS, like I just hae no real PURPOSE.

BEN: I feel like... I feel like...

BEN: I FEEL LIKE DSG!
JOHNNY: There, there. Let's go check some tents. You'll feel better....

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Popularity rank 7 #21. Class elections

April 15, 1994

The All NEW (Sometimes Lost in the Shuffle) Adventures of

Johnny, the Mediocre Rising Junior

JOHNNY: Class election time, again....

JOHNNY: I don't mind the posters, though, or the banners, or even the inane attempts at stand-up comedy they call "speeches". What I really hate...

Johnny attacked by buttons.

JOHNNY: .....are the @#?$! buttons.

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Popularity rank 8 #377. Scandal

March 3, 1999

NARRATOR: With each day, a new scandal rocks Duke's student government.

NARRATOR: Voter fraud, campaign violations, accusations of libel, slander...

NARRATOR: And in the GPSC, power struggles leave a presidency in chaos.

NARRATOR: And through it all, the unassuming campus is thrown into turmoil.
JOHNNY: What's a 7-letter word for "indifference"?

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Popularity rank 9 #221. K-ville monitors and tent checks

February 24, 1998

MO NARRATOR: Tenters are timid creatures with no natural enemies save the sinister "line monitor" species.

MO NARRATOR: These serpent-like predators appear without warning in a flash of fiery brimstone and howl their booming battle roar.
LINE MONITOR: TENT CHECK!!

MO NARRATOR: Helpless tenters scurry for shelter to avoid the deadly strike of the monitor.
LINE MONITOR: Tent 23's out!
TENTER: Noooooo! I'm here! I'm here!

MO NARRATOR: Their only defense is a preemptive maneuver known in tenting circles as a "bribe".
JOHNNY: You saw me here at 3:00 am this morning.
LINE MONITOR: Hsssss... Certainly did...

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Popularity rank 10 #203. Lino said hi to you

January 29, 1998

JOHNNY: HELLO everyone! Isn't it a WONderful day?
BEN: LOOK AT YOU! You're GLOWING! You get a good grade? You meet someone? What?

JOHNNY: NOOOOthing...

BEN: LINO said hi to you today, DIDN'T he?
WILLIAM: AW...
JOHNNY: He really DOES remember every vote!

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