Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about pre-meds

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Popularity rank 6 #98. MCATs are tomorrow

April 18, 1997

JOHNNY: Nice day.
PREMED GUY: Yup.

JOHNNY: MCATs are tomorrow.
PREMED GUY: Yup.

JOHNNY: Heard you finished studying Wednesday so you'd have Thursday and today to "relax".
PREMED GUY: Yup.

JOHNNY: How's that "relaxin'" going?
PREMED GUY: NOT WELL

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Popularity rank 7 #345. Scheduling program

January 18, 1999

JEN: Try reducing the allotted lunch time by 15 minutes.
BEN: Whatcha got STU doin', Jen?
STU: Yes, Mrs. Sir...

JEN: I'm running a scheduling program to find the optimum usage of my time...

JEN: I've narrowed it down to the ten most efficient.

BEN: Jen, none of these have time scheduled for sleep!
JEN: Oh, no, I cut out sleep and non-exercise-based fun in the first round.

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Popularity rank 8 #344. Jen’s never spontaneous

January 15, 1999

BEN: Jen, can we talk about "us"?
JEN: Ben, I'm VERY busy right now, you sort of caught me off guard...

BEN: Well, see that's my POINT. You're never SPONTANEOUS.
JEN: You want SPONTANEITY? Fine. Let's break up.

BEN: WHAT? No! Jen, THAT'S, I... YOU...
JEN: Hey! How 'bout some MORE spontaneity, Captain Impulse? I'll take you back.

JEN: NOW, unless you'd like another heaping spoonful of whimsy, I've got a freakin' resume to write.
BEN: Yes, dear. Sorry, dear. Pencil me in to apologize more later...

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Popularity rank 9 #343. Jen working on medical school stuff

January 14, 1999

JOHNNY: Whatcha workin' on, Jen?
JEN: Med. school stuff.

JOHNNY: But you won't be going till the Fall of 2000!
JEN: Yeah, but we start doing stuff REALLY early.

JOHNNY: JEEZ. Why does pre-med stuff take so much TIME?
JEN: Well, sometimes I think it's cuz they want people who are committed to medicine.

JEN: And sometimes I think it's because there IS a God. And... and somehow I've pissed him off.

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Popularity rank 10 #315. Duke Gap ad: Khakis whine

November 17, 1998

JOHNNY: Aaaa! I have three tests this week! And a paper.

FRATMAN: Yeah? That's nothin'! I got 5 tests and 2 papers!
SORORITY GIRL: 20 tests! 38 papers! 750 theses! And my PC just blew up!

BEN: I have to solve the Russian economic crisis by noon! Or I fail stats!
JEN: My gross anatomy final is at 9! And I have to produce corpses for the whole class!

TITLE: DUKE - khakis whine.

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