Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Comics about parking

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Popularity rank 1 #340. Bold parking

January 11, 1999

JOHNNY: Bryan Center lot's FULL, TOO! So is Cameron AND the Ocean! AAAA!!

BEN: Well, you're just going to have to bite the bullet and park over in BFE.
JOHNNY: NO!! I will NOT be reduced to that!!

BEN: This is SO not legal. This isn't even in the same TIME ZONE as legal.
JOHNNY: Ha ha HA! But I'll put my HAZARDS on!! WOOHOO! I'm INVINCIBLE!

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Popularity rank 2 #176. Parking

November 18, 1997

WILLAM: I dunno, Ben, maybe you parked in GUAM.
BEN: NO! It was IN the ocean.
SOUND: press press

DYING STUDENT: ... 8 weeks late to semi-formal... can't find car... water... WATER ........

WILLIAM: Sorry, I, I just finished my MR. PIBB, I... sorry.
SOUND: press press
DYING STUDENT: Moan...

WILLIAM: Are those VULTURES up there?
BEN: WHY, God, did you create SO #@&$@* many 4-door sedans!

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Popularity rank 3 #139. Entering Hell

September 26, 1997

BEN: Well, THAT took forever. There is just NO parking in hell.
JOHNNY: Remember, we're in "Attila the Hun" 17...

BEN: Hi, we'd like to-
DEVIL: Time of death?

BEN: That's the thing, actually we're still alive, we just want to look around.
DEVIL: OH, all right. Lemme stamp your hands...

DEVIL: SAY, didn't you have a bit of trouble on the last orgo final?
JOHNNY: What? NO. I, UH, I don't know what you're, UH...
BEN: You know, hell's really more of a DRY heat...

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