Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Comics about Matchbox Twenty

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Popularity rank 1 #360. Bold, repetitive melody

February 8, 1999

BEN: This song is INCREDIBLE, Johnny! Listen to its innovative rhythm, it's BOLD, repetitive melody! THIS is the electronic revolution!
STEREO: be lonely be lonely

BEN: THIS is the music of NOW!
JOHNNY: Ben, this is my Matchbox 20 CD. It skips right here. See how the time's not changing?
STEREO: be lonely be lonely

STEREO: be lonely be lonely -click- ... 3 AM I must be lonely...

BEN: I feel like I should sterilize my EARDRUMS...
JOHNNY: How's the weather up there on that high horse?

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Popularity rank 2 #336. Least repetitive station

December 16, 1998

SOUND: click

RADIO: ... 3 AM I must be- CLICK- gonna be all right, rock-a- CLICKl hard knock like, for us, it's a- CLICK- one I run to, the one that I belong to, still the one I- CLICK

RADIO: ... that saved a wretch like MEEEEEE.... All right, we're back on the All-Amazing-Grace Station, we play only "Amazing Grace", 24 hours a day...

BEN: SADLY, this is the least repetitive station in Durham...
RADIO: That last rendition was from action star Jackie Chan, now Boris Yeltzin sings...

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Popularity rank 3 #122. Roach neighbor

September 3, 1997

JOHNNY: I want to push you around, and I will, and I-
SOUND: (door) knock knock

ROACH: Hi, we just moved in next door. Could you spare a cup of sugar?
JOHNNY: Uh, sure.

ROACH: Thanks, we're makin' some brownies and came up a mite short. Bye, now.

JOHNNY: WE GOTS ROACHES!
ROACH: Oo, and do you guys have any rotting food?

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