Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Comics about Hanson

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Popularity rank 1 #202. A cappella friends

January 28, 1998

JOHNNY: Hey Katie, I heard you were rushing. Any LUCK?
KATIE: LUCK BE A LADY TONIIIGHT! LUCK-

JOHNNY: UM... if you DID decide to rush, if you do WANNA BE a, uh, a soro-
KATIE: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER, YOU GOTTA-

JOHNNY: RIGHT... so, uh, yeah.... you goin' out TONIGHT? I heard there's somethi-
KATIE: TONIGHT! TONIGHT! THE WORLD IS FULL OF-

JOHNNY: Note to self: NEVER attempt conversation with a cappella friends.
KATIE: MMMBOP! BADU WADOP BADUBOP!

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Popularity rank 2 #151. Ben’s depressed

October 14, 1997

BEN: (sigh)
SOUND: (door) SLAM

JOHNNY: Oh, WHAT? Are you DEPRESSED again? Will you just bite the bullet and get some PROZAC already...

BEN: There's a lot of love in this room.
JOHNNY: You want love? Listen to Hanson. I just paid $8 for a SNAPPLE. FREAKIN' Bryan vending machines.

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