Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Comics about food points

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Popularity rank 1 #339. My meal plan’s done

December 19, 1998

JOHNNY: Ooo, Ben! My meal plan's done for. Can you spot me for lunch?
BEN: Sure, just hurry it up...

SOUND: munch munch

BEN: Whoa! Whoa! WHOA! Turkey roll up, fries, pasta, snapple, side salad, soup, cake AND an apple.

BEN: What am I? MADE of points? Now let's get blue plate special on that ass!

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Popularity rank 2 #165. We’ll talk more on Thursday

November 3, 1997

MO: All right, Simpson, baby, so we'll talk MORE Thursday. I'll call you?

SOUND: SLAM

MO: I'll take that as a YES.

MO: Maybe pushing the "strippers on points" plan was a BAD idea...
NICK: Yeah, well, all I know is, it was free pen CITY in there.

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Popularity rank 3 #156. Mo never forages

October 21, 1997

NICK: You know, this is SO frustrating, Mo!

NICK: Every Fall, I bust my ass out here foraging and storing food for the Winter. YOU, however, do NOTHING, and yet stay STOCKED. What's going ON?

MO: I have my methods...
DUKE CARD: Keohane, Nannerl, El Presidente, Duke University

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