Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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#35. Tired of worrying about consequences

November 7, 1996

JOHNNY: You know what I'm tired of? I'm tired of worrying about consequences...

JOHNNY: I'm tired of tempering all my decisions with forethought. Why shouldn't I just do what I WANT to do? Well, that's how it's gonna be from now on...

GIRL: Dare I ask, what will be the first historic move?

JOHNNY: I'm switching back to "Frosted Flakes" and to hell with my sugar content!
GIRL: I'll alert the media...

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#36. MSNBC

November 8, 1996

TV: Yes, Jeff, I am here live at the official rollout of the alpha version of Office 2000, codename Poughkeepsie...

TV: All right, Ava, we'll get back to you on the half-hour, for now, an update on Microsoft stock, it's up to 3/8...

TV: Stay tuned tonight as we'll examine several national crisis situations that COULD cause Bil Gates to assume the president.

JOHNNY: I hate MSNBC on slow news days...
TV: And Barbra Walters interviews Luc, the Gates' fish... "Luc, your mother abandoned you..." "Sniff, glub."

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