Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Javon

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Popularity rank 11 #1. Robots

September 1, 1993

Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore

JOHNNY: You know what I hate, having to dress in uniforms for P.E.
JAVON: Yea.

JOHNNY: It's like they want robots, they want everyone to look and act the same.
JAVON: Yea.

LUNCHLADY: What'll you boys have today?
JOHNNY and JAVON: Chicken and fries.
Both wear WRV t-shirts.

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Popularity rank 12 #338. Finals poem

December 18, 1998

NARRATOR JOHNNY: 'Tis the last day of finals, and as far as I see, not a creature is stirring 'cept for bored little me.
JOHNNY: (sigh)...

NARRATOR JOHNNY: Oh, I'm sure, back at Duke, some are still taking roll at exams in Italian, in French, Espanol.
FRENCH PROFESSOR: Comment t'appelles tu?
JAVON: Que?

NARRATOR JOHNNY: But what I, in my infinite wisdom, have done is reserved a plane ticket, and yet... never BOUGHT one.
TICKET AGENT: One word: overbooked.
JOHNNY: Eep!

NARRATOR JOHNNY: So here I am flying standby at gate twenty-two. And I just hope that Santa stops by RDU.

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Popularity rank 14 #26. Meaning of life

October 1, 1994

JOHNNY: So...

JOHNNY: ...what IS the meaning of life?

A pause.

JAVON: You mean BESIDES the swimsuit issue?

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Popularity rank 15 #22. Upset about relationship

May 1, 1994

JOHNNY: Look, I'm upset about where this WHOLE relationship is going...

JOHNNY: I GIVE and I GIVE and I GIVE, and what do I get back out? NOTHING.

JOHNNY: If I don't act EXACTLY like what you want, you won't open up to me AT ALL! Frankly, I'm fed up.

JAVON: Locker problems?
JOHNNY: Leave me alone, besides, this isn't my LOCKER, we're just FRIENDS...

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