JOHNNY: OK, this year I'm makin' the move to be COOL. The first step: being seen at the COOLEST lunchtime spot on campus.
JOHNNY: OUTSIDE THE C.I.! Only the bold and the beautiful hand here! Here goes nothin'...
COOL DUDE: Excuse me, some I.D. please?
JOHNNY: DRAT! They're carding!
COOL CHICK: UGH, he's eating Han's; that's SO last semester.
