Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about the East-West bus

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Popularity rank 6 #301. Ever been to an alcohol-free party?

October 28, 1998

FRATMAN: So, what do you guys think about off-planet parties?
SOUND: beep boop

JOHNNY: Well, it all seem like a bit MUCH. I mean, "East-West-Mars via Central"? NASA mixers? DJ XDOLE? All this JUST to have alcohol at parties?

FRATMAN: Johnny... have you ever been to an alcohol-free party?
JOHNNY: Y-yes... I... we....

JOHNNY: Oh God, we played YAHTZEE, Fratman! HELP US!
FRATMAN: There, there. Have another Beast lite...

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Popularity rank 7 #255. Bus nazi

April 20, 1998

BEN: WHO PULLED THAT? What lazy-ass is making us stop at the freakin' TRAFFIC CIRCLE stop?!

BEN: Does it have to take 25 minutes to get to East just because you SLOTHS can't walk an eighth of a FREAKIN' mile?

BEN: Whoever gets off this bus better be in a WHEELCHAIR or MISSING A LIMB else there'll be HELL TO PAY!

BEN: My boyfriend, the bus Nazi.
JEN: YOU! In the green! You just flinched!

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