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Snapple

A topic in 2 comics.

Ben’s depressed

Oct 14, 1997

BEN: (sigh) SOUND: (door) SLAM JOHNNY: Oh, WHAT? Are you DEPRESSED again? Will you just bite the bullet and get some PROZAC already... BEN: There's a lot of love in this room. JOHNNY: You want love? Listen to Hanson. I just paid $8 for a SNAPPLE. FREAKIN' Bryan vending machines.

Ah, Snapple, how I love thee

Mar 11, 1997

JOHNNY: Ah, Snapple, how I love the sweet, sweet nectar you produce at such an affordable price? JOHNNY: And how I love your humorous bottle caps and intriguing new flavors! Yes, SNapple, you truly are a FINE, FINE company with a FINE, FINE product! Johnny gives a thumbs up to the camera. JOHNNY: And boy, Snapple, could a young college kid SURE use some big-tome endorsement money... JEN: I was wondering what you were getting at...

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