Comics and posts about Roshown McLoed | Johnny the Mediocre Human

End of long, drawn-out storylines

JOHNNY: Man, when you're on the lam, nothin' hits the spots like BREAKFAST FOOD! BEN: You said it. KRZYZEWSKI: THERE THEY ARE!! BEN: Coach K! We're sorry about the car! KRZYZEWSKI: It's OK, let's just have that tape! KRZYZEWSKI: See officers, this surveillance tape from Cameron proves Roshown was shooting baskets at the time the jersey was stolen! COPS: You're right! LABEL: Police officers! COPS: You're free to go, Roshown! MO: I'm NOT, Roshown! JOHNNY: How convenient that both plotlines simultaneously ended! LABEL: Obviously a BAT, and not Roshown McLeod.

Tape in car

JOHNNY: Hey, there's something stuck here. BEN: Didja know Roshown McLeod was arrested? JOHNNY: Looks like a video tape. BEN: They say he stole Jordan's jersey. JOHNNY: The label says "Roshown McLeod". BEN: Coach K sez he had a video tape that proves Ro innocent, but some kids drove off with it. JOHNNY: If only this could somehow HELP us. BEN: McLeod's picture is AWFUL. He looks like a... a BAT....

Nick and Mo in jail

MO: This makes no sense, I am not Roshown McLeod. COP: Whatever, Roshown. MO: Look. You recognize that I'm a BAT, right? COP: ... yes... MO: And Roshown McLeod is HUMAN, right? COP: ...OK... MO: So how can I be MCLEOD? COP: We'll let the JUDGE decide that, ROSHOWN. And quit with that "mean face".

Arrest

NARRATOR: Attention: pivotal plot point! JACQUES: Action! MO: I stole Jordan's jersey. COP: Freeze, McLeod! COP: You're under arrest for the THEFT of Michael Jordan's jersey.... MO: WHAT? I'm not REALLY McLeod, and you're not a real COP! LABEL: Small pig! SOUND: clink COP: I'm with the ANIMAL POLICE, and please don't comment on my SPECIES, I realize the irony.... JACQUES: Bonjour! MO: Nick, help! NARRATOR: STAY TUNED!

Stole Jordan’s jersey

JACQUES: In deez last scene, you must RUN up, TAKE deez jersey, and SAY "I stole Jordan's jersey!" MO: WHAT? That never HAPPENED! LABEL: Still saucy. MO: I thought this was a DOCUMENTARY. JACQUES: WELL, more of a docuDRAMA. Like Titanic! And everybody is loving Titanic! Yes, no? No, yes? LABEL: Still French MO: James Cameron spent over $300,000,000 meticulously recreating every INCH of a huge ocean liner. MO: YOU cast a SMALL BAT as a Roshown McLeod's BODY DOUBLE. Avoid the words "like Titanic" when discussing YOUR movie. NICK: Wojo DiCaprio...

Roshown McLoed face

NICK: This makes NO sense. MO: Look, he's doing a film on the team, he lost some footage, he's reshooting it, we're the players. NICK: Mo, I love ya, but you look NOTHING like Roshown McLoed. NICK: Now, I DO get mistaken for Wojo now and then, usually by the LADIES. MO: Hey, what if I do that mean face thing like Ro?

Put on your costumes

MO: We're ready, Jacques! JACQUES: Ah! Magnifique! My little fuzzy actors! Quickly put on your costumes! LABEL: Saucy French director! NICK: COSTUMES? I thought this was a documentary. MO: Well, it IS a documentary. MO: On the basketball players. You're Wojo. JACQUES: OK, little animals. Let us begin, how you say, driveling! No, that is not it...