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P.E.

A topic in 2 comics.

Gym locker

Sep 15, 1993

The All NEW (Vacuum Packed for Freshness) Adventures of Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore SOUND: CLICK Lock unlocks on a gym locker. JOHNNY: Oh, no. JOHNNY: I should've seen this coming. JOHNNY: After 17 straight weeks of non-washing, my gym clothes have bio-degraded.

Robots

Sep 1, 1993

The All NEW (sanitized for your protection) Adventures of Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore JOHNNY: You know what I hate, having to dress in uniforms for P.E. JAVON: Yea. JOHNNY: It's like they want robots, they want everyone to look and act the same. JAVON: Yea. LUNCHLADY: What'll you boys have today? JOHNNY and JAVON: Chicken and fries. Both wear WRV t-shirts.

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