Comics and posts about marketing | Johnny the Mediocre Human

Happy Nick and Mo

JOHNNY: Mo! Nick! Why do you guys look so DAMN happy? MO: We're not really happy, Johnny. It's the management. MO: They strapped these things to our heads to make us look CUTER, said we'd be more marketable. NICK: And they rubbed raw eggs on me to make my fur shiny. JOHNNY: WAIT. Cute, furry animals? Cleancut, marketable characters? Oh, my GOD! JOHNNY: We've been bought by DISNEY! NICK: Johnny, you got any VISINE? I haven't blinked in 74 hours...

Sea of soda marketing

JOHNNY: Ben, I'm awash in a sea of soda marketing. BEN: How's that? JOHNNY: Coke or Pepsi? Regular or diet? And what of Pepsi One? Will it survive? Or will it go the way of the dodo like New Coke and the clear colas? JOHNNY: Then there's Sprite, should I "obey my thirst"? Go for the Xtreme soda and "Do the Dew"? Or choose 7-up and become an "un"? To which nonconformity should I confrom! BEN: How 'bout drink the one that TASTES good? JOHNNY: Ben, there's no need to talk CRAZY!

We’ll talk more on Thursday

MO: All right, Simpson, baby, so we'll talk MORE Thursday. I'll call you? SOUND: SLAM MO: I'll take that as a YES. MO: Maybe pushing the "strippers on points" plan was a BAD idea... NICK: Yeah, well, all I know is, it was free pen CITY in there.

Mo’s presentation to Nan

MO: Slide 1. We see the administration's currently publicized CHIEF GOALS. No. 1 being "improving university facilities." MO: Slide 2. A graph of students' chief desires. SLIDE: Sex - 98.4%, South Park - 0.9%, Other - 0.8%, Inner peace - 0.1% MO: Slide 3. A group photo of the current administration. MO: And NOW, slide 4, the cast of BAYWATCH. Ladies, gentlemen, some changes need to be made.

Meeting the ad wizards

NAN: Simpson, send in Mo and Nick, I wanna finally meet these AD WIZARDS. MO: Caio, nanny goat, wait'll you see this portfolio, it's a TOUR DE FORCE, a LIFE-CHANGER... NAN: SIMPSON! You've handed over Duke's advertising to a BAT and a SQUIRREL?! NAN: That's WAY too high on the evolutionaty scale! SIMPSON: Well, the RATS we USUALLY use escaped to the Pits' kitchen and MYSTERIOUSLY disappeared. MO: Oh, yeah. We forgot pants. Is that cool?

Nan’s the man

MO: Simpson, BABY, I got the first slogan ALREADY! You ready? Here it is: "Nan's the MAN." SIMPSON: Ah, Mrs. Keohane is a WOMAN. A pause. MO: I don't so much like the tone of your VOICE there, SIMPSON...

Best ad firm around

SIMPSON: Yes, Thursday's FINE. Mr. Keohane wants to get started ASAP! We hear you guys are the BEST ad firm around! SIMPSON: HMM? What do you MEAN should you wear CLOTHES to the meeting? MO: Well, we work BETTER in the buff, but all right, CLOTHED IT IS, see you there, baby. NICK: Wow, flyers on the B.C. walkway really DO work! FLYER: Mo & Nick's Advertisin' and Deep Dish Pizza - "The Best Around"