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Chicken patties

A topic in 4 comics.

Asking rachel to ring dance

The Very NEW (Ring Dance-Oriented) Adventures of Jonathan Grotty Williams, the Mediocre Junior JAVON: Are you STILL moping about asking Rachel to Ring Dance? JOHNNY: Yeah. (sigh) JAVON: Look, if you don't ask that girl SOON, someone else WILL, and then where will you be? JOHNNY: YEAH! JAVON: So, do it, man! ASK her! Ask her to Ring Dance! JOHNNY: YEAH! I will! JAVON: uuuu JOHNNY: In two weeks or so... (sigh)

Chicken patties

The All NEW (Slippery When Wet) Adventures of Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore SOUND: chomp chew crunch munch SOUND: WHOOMP! LABEL: Eyebrows LABEL: Ditto JAVON: Jeez, this school is ALREADY falling apart? What is it, a piece of roof or something? JOHNNY: Actually it's just a chicken patty...

Hopes

The All NEW (Fat and Cholesterol Free) Adventures of Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore ENGLISH TEACHER: Alright, let's talk about what the author was saying... Anyone? ENGLISH TEACHER: He talks about hopes, let's talk about hopes. Anyone have hopes? Anyone? ENGLISH TEACHER: Johnny, how about you? JOHNNY: Well, let's see... JOHNNY: I HOPE that after four straight years of chicken patty and french fry lunches, my arteries don't start to flow grease instead of blood, but, huh, you know, call me a dreamer...

Robots

The All NEW (sanitized for your protection) Adventures of Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore JOHNNY: You know what I hate, having to dress in uniforms for P.E. JAVON: Yea. JOHNNY: It's like they want robots, they want everyone to look and act the same. JAVON: Yea. LUNCHLADY: What'll you boys have today? JOHNNY and JAVON: Chicken and fries. Both wear WRV t-shirts.

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