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Cafeteria

A topic in 2 comics.

Chicken patties

Jan 1, 1994

The All NEW (Slippery When Wet) Adventures of Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore SOUND: chomp chew crunch munch SOUND: WHOOMP! LABEL: Eyebrows LABEL: Ditto JAVON: Jeez, this school is ALREADY falling apart? What is it, a piece of roof or something? JOHNNY: Actually it's just a chicken patty...

Robots

Sep 1, 1993

The All NEW (sanitized for your protection) Adventures of Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore JOHNNY: You know what I hate, having to dress in uniforms for P.E. JAVON: Yea. JOHNNY: It's like they want robots, they want everyone to look and act the same. JAVON: Yea. LUNCHLADY: What'll you boys have today? JOHNNY and JAVON: Chicken and fries. Both wear WRV t-shirts.

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