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Bryan Center

A topic in 5 comics.

Bold parking

JOHNNY: Bryan Center lot's FULL, TOO! So is Cameron AND the Ocean! AAAA!! BEN: Well, you're just going to have to bite the bullet and park over in BFE. JOHNNY: NO!! I will NOT be reduced to that!! BEN: This is SO not legal. This isn't even in the same TIME ZONE as legal. JOHNNY: Ha ha HA! But I'll put my HAZARDS on!! WOOHOO! I'm INVINCIBLE!

Ignored

JOHNNY: HEY! That girl totally IGNORED me! She must think she's COOLER than me! JOHNNY: THen again, maybe she thinks I'M too cool for HER. JOHNNY: Then AGAIN, maybe that wasn't even her. JOHNNY: Well, I'm either a DORK, a PRICK, or I need GLASSES, and either way girls aren't talking to me...

BC walkway stench

BEN: SO, they revoked your position because of the CARTOON comment. JOHNNY: Yep. I played the artworld like it was a game of MADLIBS, but the game is up. BEN: Your life ruined by a cartoon. JOHNNY: Yeah, what a powerful medium. A pause. BEN: Speaking of POWERFUL, that BC walkway stench is in RARE FORM tonight... JOHNNY: Mmm... adamantly potent...

Best ad firm around

SIMPSON: Yes, Thursday's FINE. Mr. Keohane wants to get started ASAP! We hear you guys are the BEST ad firm around! SIMPSON: HMM? What do you MEAN should you wear CLOTHES to the meeting? MO: Well, we work BETTER in the buff, but all right, CLOTHED IT IS, see you there, baby. NICK: Wow, flyers on the B.C. walkway really DO work! FLYER: Mo & Nick's Advertisin' and Deep Dish Pizza - "The Best Around"

Ben’s depressed

BEN: (sigh) SOUND: (door) SLAM JOHNNY: Oh, WHAT? Are you DEPRESSED again? Will you just bite the bullet and get some PROZAC already... BEN: There's a lot of love in this room. JOHNNY: You want love? Listen to Hanson. I just paid $8 for a SNAPPLE. FREAKIN' Bryan vending machines.

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