Comics and posts about breaking the 4th wall | Johnny the Mediocre Human

Put down the pencil

JOHNNY: So. It's all me. So how do I end it? GOD: Just put down the pencil. JOHNNY: Pencil? I don't- A pause A pause

Jokes about beer

GOD: It's ALL been you, Johnny. Ben, your roommate, who values nonconformity as much as you do conformity. Jen, the girl you want and everyone else seems to have. GOD: Jay, who put words to your unspoken relationship troubles. Even STU, the computer, was a manifestation of your struggles to balance innocence with knowledge. JOHNNY: So explain Fratman and Sorority Girl. GOD: Look, people just like jokes about beer and hooking up, don't over-analyze things.

It’s all just you

JOHNNY: God! YOU stopped Disney from ruining the strip? GOD: Johnny, you know I don't have the legal backing to stop Disney. The whole "Disney" thing was never even true, was it? JOHNNY: Was it, Johnny? JOHNNY: You made it ALL up. In fact, everything in this strip, every character, it's all just YOU. JOHNNY: What tipped you off, God, the freakin' TITLE? GOD: Quiet you!

Meet God

JOHNNY: So... WHAT? It's just ME, now? Just ME? All ALONE? Well, SORRY! NO deal! JOHNNY: I'm LEAVING! You hear me? I'm OUT! Whoever's in charge up there, you don't have JOHNNY WILLIAMS to kick around anymore! GOD: Johnny, this is God. Quit yer bitchin'! JOHNNY: Well. GOD certainly has developed a potty mouth... GOD: Shut up, moron, I can hear your thoughts too!

Wish it would go away

JOHNNY: This Disney stuff is CRAP! It's ruined my strip! I WISH IT'D ALL JUST GO AWAY! SOUND: WOOSH A pause JOHNNY: And I wish I had a million dollars. A pause JOHNNY: Damn.

No punchline

BEN: Hey, where's Jen, we're supposed to do the cartoon together today. JOHNNY: Didn't you hear? The new owners, they fired her. JOHNNY: The whole strip was bought out by some big corporation. They're overhauling the whole thing. They've even suspended all punchlines till they've made their changes. BEN: How can you have a cartoon with no PUNCHLINE? A pause

Stereotypes are harmful

NARRATOR: At this week's "Johnny" cast party. JOHNNY: Well, Winston, Jay, it's great to have you guys aboard. WINSTON: It's gonna be fun, Johnny. JOHNNY: You know, the last two weeks have been interesting, we've ALL learned something. Do you think there's a moral we could take from all this? WINSTON: Well, I'd say it's that, in any form, STEREOTYPES ARE HARMFUL. BEN: Ain't THAT the truth. BEN: Isn't that right, Fratman and Sorority Girl? SORORITY GIRL: Teehee! I'm shallow! FRATMAN: I'm drunk AND shallow! LABEL: Look kids! Irony!

Happy Thanksgiving

BEN: Here at "Johnny", we wish you all a happy Thanksgiving. JOHNNY: What a great American TRADITION! JOHNNY: At MY house, we have a family tradition where the youngest child dresses like a TURKEY and runs around outside letting the neighbors pelt him with ROTTEN FRUIT FRUIT. WHAT FUN! BEN: Are you the youngest, I assume? JOHNNY: Yes, how'd you know? BEN: Wild guess. JOHNNY: "STOP! That one hit my eye," I'd say. "NO! HA HA!" they'd say....

Greek week

JOHNNY: Greetings, all! Today on "Johnny" we celebrate "Greek Week"! We've got tons of GYROS and SOUVLAKI sandwiches, lots of FETA CHEESE, and we're ready to rock! JOHNNY: So, let's... uh-huh, yeah.... OOOOH... THAT Greek. FRATMAN: Psst psst JOHNNY: WELL... what the HELL do I do with all this BAKLAVA? FRATMAN: Sorry, folks, we'll be back tomorrow with our regularly scheduled Trent jokes.

Good luck on exams

JOHNNY: Good luck on exams and congrats seniors! BEN: Have a bourgeoisie summer. JEN: Dear LORD, honey, you don't let up with this cynicism thing, do you? FRATMAN: Sknxx az vrok sneb adwbozt! SORORITY GIRL: Some of us took a little too long of a "study break"... MO: The answers are: 1. True, 2. Conjugated dienes, 3. Dali, 4. George Bush, 5. Not unless beer money is low and you are directly propositioned.