Comics and posts about administration | Johnny the Mediocre Human

No more benches

NAN: Simpson, these bench fires are madness! Call the dorm presidents, we're confiscating ALL the damn things! LABEL: Looky! It's a Nan head! Woo hoo! SIMPSON: Begging your pardon, ma'am, but the students like hanging around the benches, perhaps you should provide replacements. NAN: Yes, you're right. Replacements. FIRE-PROOF replacements. That'll be good P.R.... JOHNNY: The dorm fish tank? I... I just don't know. BEN: Our other option was the "Dorm Large Block of Stainless Steel"...

Shouldn’t Nan be angry?

NAN: Simpson, I should generally be UPSET shouldn't I? I mean, the students STILL dislike us, and I just wasted a good hour getting BAT poopy out of the rug. SIMPSON: Yes, Mrs. Keohane. You should generally be angry. NAN: THEN WHY CAN'T I STOP SMILING?! SIMPSON: I dunno, but it also worries me that your hair hasn't moved in a good 5 DAYS.

We’ll talk more on Thursday

MO: All right, Simpson, baby, so we'll talk MORE Thursday. I'll call you? SOUND: SLAM MO: I'll take that as a YES. MO: Maybe pushing the "strippers on points" plan was a BAD idea... NICK: Yeah, well, all I know is, it was free pen CITY in there.

Mo’s presentation to Nan

MO: Slide 1. We see the administration's currently publicized CHIEF GOALS. No. 1 being "improving university facilities." MO: Slide 2. A graph of students' chief desires. SLIDE: Sex - 98.4%, South Park - 0.9%, Other - 0.8%, Inner peace - 0.1% MO: Slide 3. A group photo of the current administration. MO: And NOW, slide 4, the cast of BAYWATCH. Ladies, gentlemen, some changes need to be made.

Nan needs a makeover

NAN: SIMPSON, get in here. SIMPSON: Yes, Mrs. Keohane. NAN: Simpson, this administration needs a MAKEOVER. SIMPSON: OH! Well, may I suggest some blush to accentuate your cheekbones... PLAQUE: Gift from the Class of '96 (Although they didn't know it.) NAN: DAMMIT, Simpson, not like that! I mean IMAGE-wise! We ned to show that CARE! SIMPSON: But Sec. II. A. of this year's policy SPECIFICALLY states "WE DON'T CARE". NAN: Well, YES, but we need to APPEAR to care...