STU: Excuse me. You are sir’s roommate, Johnny, yes?
JOHNNY: Hmm? Uh, yeah, I’m William’s roommate.
STU: I’m STU, his Self-evolving Telecomputing Unit. Might you have the time to engage in some conversation? The D: drive is most inquisitive this morning…
JOHNNY: Uh, sure. What topic?
STU: I am fully functional in all areas of conversation.
JOHNNY: Oh. Well, then, uh….
JOHNNY: I was just wondering, double integral natural log
STU: Splendid, I was just discussing this very topic with choatique.mit.edu last week….
