Happy Thanksgiving

BEN: Here at "Johnny", we wish you all a happy Thanksgiving. JOHNNY: What a great American TRADITION! JOHNNY: At MY house, we have a family tradition where the youngest child dresses like a TURKEY and runs around outside letting the neighbors pelt him with ROTTEN FRUIT FRUIT. WHAT FUN! BEN: Are you the youngest, I assume? JOHNNY: Yes, how'd you know? BEN: Wild guess. JOHNNY: "STOP! That one hit my eye," I'd say. "NO! HA HA!" they'd say....
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    • BEN: Here at “Johnny”, we wish you all a happy Thanksgiving.
    • JOHNNY: What a great American TRADITION!
    • JOHNNY: At MY house, we have a family tradition where the youngest child dresses like a TURKEY and runs around outside letting the neighbors pelt him with ROTTEN FRUIT FRUIT. WHAT FUN!
    • BEN: Are you the youngest, I assume?
    • JOHNNY: Yes, how’d you know?
    • BEN: Wild guess.
    • JOHNNY: “STOP! That one hit my eye,” I’d say. “NO! HA HA!” they’d say….