- BEN: Here at “Johnny”, we wish you all a happy Thanksgiving.
- JOHNNY: What a great American TRADITION!
- JOHNNY: At MY house, we have a family tradition where the youngest child dresses like a TURKEY and runs around outside letting the neighbors pelt him with ROTTEN FRUIT FRUIT. WHAT FUN!
- BEN: Are you the youngest, I assume?
- JOHNNY: Yes, how’d you know?
- BEN: Wild guess.
- JOHNNY: “STOP! That one hit my eye,” I’d say. “NO! HA HA!” they’d say….
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